I MADE A BLOG TO KEEP UP WITH ALL OF YOUR SHIT. YOU ARE WELCOME. ((Karkat Vantas, 9 sweeps old, post-game, independant roleplay blog.))

-CURRENT STATUS: NORMAL-

 

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

we’ve had so much longer already, though i still don’t know how. it was all gone within a blink of an eye.

You’re already empty nesting.

PROBABLY BECAUSE IT KIND OF DIDN’T HAPPEN.

You snort.

but we REMEMBER it! we remember all of those years that kind didn’t happen. we have all of the videos and photos of them growing up.

YEAH. I’M REALLY GLAD WE HAVE ALL THAT.

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

we’ve had so much longer already, though i still don’t know how. it was all gone within a blink of an eye.

You’re already empty nesting.

PROBABLY BECAUSE IT KIND OF DIDN’T HAPPEN.

You snort.

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

I’M SURE OAKLEY WILL BE ABLE TO DISTRACT HIM.

You laugh.

yeah, you’re right.

You watch until your children disappear.

we did a pretty damn good job.

YEAH,

You smile, looking pleased.

WE DID, DIDN’T WE?

You smile warmly at him.

i don’t think i’m ready to not have kids in the house again.

You smile affectionately back.

YOU POOR BASTARD. DON’T WORRY, WE STILL HAVE A WHILE.

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

You shrug. You’re better, at least.

You purr comfortingly, kissing the top of his head.

DON’T WORRY, KIDDO. EVERYTHING’LL BE ALRIGHT.

You nod a little.

Thanks, Dad.

SURE THING. YOU KNOW I’M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU.

I know. Love you.

You kiss his cheek.

I’ll talk to him later…

GOOD PLAN.

You purr comfortingly again.

You purr a little back.

Can I mope around in my room first?

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MOPING. GO FOR IT.

You chuckle weakly and thank him again before heading to your room to mope enough to make Karkat proud.

Poor Demi. You wonder if you should go chew Oakley out but you decide not to. You get that he must be pretty upset right now, too.

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

I’M SURE OAKLEY WILL BE ABLE TO DISTRACT HIM.

You laugh.

yeah, you’re right.

You watch until your children disappear.

we did a pretty damn good job.

YEAH,

You smile, looking pleased.

WE DID, DIDN’T WE?

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You tap on the window to get Demi’s attention, but without looking, he flips you off. You frown and quickly take a picture with your phone.

hey, karkat, watch demi. this is going to be great.

You smirk as you send Demi the picture along with a message.

You smile fondly.

THAT LITTLE SHIT.

You grin as you watch Demi check his phone, and you hold back a snicker as he pales and turns to face you both, face full of horrified regret. He gets that look whenever he knows he got caught doing something that will get him in trouble.

You snort.

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?

You wave at Demi, amused, and you’re pretty sure he’s saying something like “oh, fuck.”

that he’s going to be in trouble tomorrow for flipping off strangers.

Oakley looks at the phone over his shoulder and starts cracking up, then looks over at the two of you with a wide grin. He waves, then grabs Demi by the wrist and starts hauling him away.

THAT FUCKING LITTLE SHIT.

You love your kids.

You wave back, chuckling.

i hope that didn’t fuck up his night too badly.

I’M SURE OAKLEY WILL BE ABLE TO DISTRACT HIM.

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

You shrug. You’re better, at least.

You purr comfortingly, kissing the top of his head.

DON’T WORRY, KIDDO. EVERYTHING’LL BE ALRIGHT.

You nod a little.

Thanks, Dad.

SURE THING. YOU KNOW I’M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU.

I know. Love you.

You kiss his cheek.

I’ll talk to him later…

GOOD PLAN.

You purr comfortingly again.

You purr a little back.

Can I mope around in my room first?

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MOPING. GO FOR IT.

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You tap on the window to get Demi’s attention, but without looking, he flips you off. You frown and quickly take a picture with your phone.

hey, karkat, watch demi. this is going to be great.

You smirk as you send Demi the picture along with a message.

You smile fondly.

THAT LITTLE SHIT.

You grin as you watch Demi check his phone, and you hold back a snicker as he pales and turns to face you both, face full of horrified regret. He gets that look whenever he knows he got caught doing something that will get him in trouble.

You snort.

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?

You wave at Demi, amused, and you’re pretty sure he’s saying something like “oh, fuck.”

that he’s going to be in trouble tomorrow for flipping off strangers.

Oakley looks at the phone over his shoulder and starts cracking up, then looks over at the two of you with a wide grin. He waves, then grabs Demi by the wrist and starts hauling him away.

THAT FUCKING LITTLE SHIT.

You love your kids.

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

You shrug. You’re better, at least.

You purr comfortingly, kissing the top of his head.

DON’T WORRY, KIDDO. EVERYTHING’LL BE ALRIGHT.

You nod a little.

Thanks, Dad.

SURE THING. YOU KNOW I’M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU.

I know. Love you.

You kiss his cheek.

I’ll talk to him later…

GOOD PLAN.

You purr comfortingly again.

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

You shrug. You’re better, at least.

You purr comfortingly, kissing the top of his head.

DON’T WORRY, KIDDO. EVERYTHING’LL BE ALRIGHT.

You nod a little.

Thanks, Dad.

SURE THING. YOU KNOW I’M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU.

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You tap on the window to get Demi’s attention, but without looking, he flips you off. You frown and quickly take a picture with your phone.

hey, karkat, watch demi. this is going to be great.

You smirk as you send Demi the picture along with a message.

You smile fondly.

THAT LITTLE SHIT.

You grin as you watch Demi check his phone, and you hold back a snicker as he pales and turns to face you both, face full of horrified regret. He gets that look whenever he knows he got caught doing something that will get him in trouble.

You snort.

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?

littleangelvantas:

You shrug. You’re better, at least.

You purr comfortingly, kissing the top of his head.

DON’T WORRY, KIDDO. EVERYTHING’LL BE ALRIGHT.

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You tap on the window to get Demi’s attention, but without looking, he flips you off. You frown and quickly take a picture with your phone.

hey, karkat, watch demi. this is going to be great.

You smirk as you send Demi the picture along with a message.

You smile fondly.

THAT LITTLE SHIT.

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

You leave your arms around him.

IT HURTS, SOMETIMES, TO BE POSSESSIVE AND TO HAVE THE PERSON YOU LOVE NOT FEEL THE SAME WAY. OAKLEY MIGHT BE FEELING UNDERVALUED, OR HE MIGHT BE WORRIED THAT YOU DON’T CARE AS MUCH AS HE DOES, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

You choke on another sob.

Just because I want both of us to be able to pursue quadrants?

IT’S STUPID. I KNOW IT’S STUPID, I’M SURE HE KNOWS IT’S STUPID. BUT IT JUST MAKES IT HARDER TO DEAL WITH BECAUSE IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY GODDAMN SENSE.

You pet his hair.

YOU’LL EITHER  HAVE TO WORK AROUND THIS OR CONFRONT HIM ABOUT IT.

What should I say?

JUST TELL HIM TO BACK THE FUCK OFF. HE’LL STILL NEED REASSURANCE THAT YOU’RE STILL INTERESTED IN HIM, BUT MAKE IT CLEAR THAT HIM BEING A BITCH ABOUT IT ISN’T GOING TO STOP YOU DATING ELIZABETH.

You nod meekly.

Okay…

You definitely aren’t ready to talk to him right now.

You kiss his forehead.

IT’S GONNA BE OKAY, KIDDO. HE’S YOUR BROTHER, HE’S PROBABLY JUST BEING AN ASS AND NOT THINKING ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES.

You nod.

Yeah, you’re probably right.

OF COURSE I AM.

You pat his back.

YOU ALRIGHT NOW?

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

You make a face as Oakley skips out of the way and laughs at Demi.

IT’S JUST REALLY FUCKING WEIRD, RUNNING INTO PEOPLE YOU KNOW IN PLACES WHERE YOU DON’T NORMALLY SEE THEM.

You smile and roll your eyes as Demi nearly faceplants.

maybe they won’t see us. they seem pretty wrapped up in their fight.

YEAH, MAYBE. I WONDER WHAT THEY’RE UP TO.

You grin.

maybe they’re on a date, too.

YEAH, MAYBE.

they look happy.

Well, Demi looks pissed, but you can tell the difference when Oakley is pissing him off in a good way or in a bad way, and right now it’s in a good way.

YEAH.

You smile a little.

THEY’RE SO DAMN GOOD TOGETHER.

You shake your head, chuckling.

looking back, it seems obvious this was going to happen.

You watch Demi actually faceplant practically in front of the window you two sit behind.

IT WAS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS.

You snicker.

AT LEAST IT TURNED ROMANTIC, INSTEAD OF PLATONIC. THEN WE REALLY WOULD HAVE HAD OUR HANDS FULL.