I MADE A BLOG TO KEEP UP WITH ALL OF YOUR SHIT. YOU ARE WELCOME. ((Karkat Vantas, 9 sweeps old, post-game, independant roleplay blog.))

-CURRENT STATUS: 6 SWEEPS-

 

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

It doesn’t take too long for the two of you to get there.

ready, karkat?

AS I’LL EVER BE.

You squeeze his hand as you knock on the door. As soon as it is opened, a cake is shoved into your hands.

You snort.

Your dad bids you a happy birthday and ushers you inside where your children are waiting.

You follow him inside.

HI, MR. EGBERT.

You watch him a little warily.

You set the cake down and hug your kids

You hug Oakley, then Demi. You murmur another apology in his ear, feeling guilty again.

You let Demi and Oakley talk for a moment, though it seems to only be Demi accepting his apology. You hug your dad, too.

You shouldn’t have hugged your dad. You are now covered in cake.

You inch away from the Egbert men.

You see Demi give Oakley A Look and you know he’s planning something.

You miss The Look. You have no idea that something is going to happen.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

It doesn’t take too long for the two of you to get there.

ready, karkat?

AS I’LL EVER BE.

You squeeze his hand as you knock on the door. As soon as it is opened, a cake is shoved into your hands.

You snort.

Your dad bids you a happy birthday and ushers you inside where your children are waiting.

You follow him inside.

HI, MR. EGBERT.

You watch him a little warily.

You set the cake down and hug your kids

You hug Oakley, then Demi. You murmur another apology in his ear, feeling guilty again.

You let Demi and Oakley talk for a moment, though it seems to only be Demi accepting his apology. You hug your dad, too.

You shouldn’t have hugged your dad. You are now covered in cake.

You inch away from the Egbert men.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

It doesn’t take too long for the two of you to get there.

ready, karkat?

AS I’LL EVER BE.

You squeeze his hand as you knock on the door. As soon as it is opened, a cake is shoved into your hands.

You snort.

Your dad bids you a happy birthday and ushers you inside where your children are waiting.

You follow him inside.

HI, MR. EGBERT.

You watch him a little warily.

You set the cake down and hug your kids

You hug Oakley, then Demi. You murmur another apology in his ear, feeling guilty again.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

It doesn’t take too long for the two of you to get there.

ready, karkat?

AS I’LL EVER BE.

You squeeze his hand as you knock on the door. As soon as it is opened, a cake is shoved into your hands.

You snort.

Your dad bids you a happy birthday and ushers you inside where your children are waiting.

You follow him inside.

HI, MR. EGBERT.

You watch him a little warily.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

It doesn’t take too long for the two of you to get there.

ready, karkat?

AS I’LL EVER BE.

You squeeze his hand as you knock on the door. As soon as it is opened, a cake is shoved into your hands.

You snort.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

It doesn’t take too long for the two of you to get there.

ready, karkat?

AS I’LL EVER BE.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

You take his hand and lead him downstairs and out the door.

You follow him, smiling.

You lace your fingers through his, thinking about his present and when a good time to give it to him would be,

i’m excited to spend my birthday with my whole family.

You shoot him a smile.

I’M GLAD YOU GET TO.

you know dad’s going to throw you a party, too.

THERE’S NO WAY HE KNOWS MY WRIGGLING DAY.

Oops.

…YOU TOLD HIM MY WRIGGLING DAY.

i told him your wriggling day.

GOD DAMNIT, JOHN.

you try to keep a secret from him.

I SURE AS FUCK HOPE YOU CAN KEEP SECRETS FROM HIM. IF HE KNOWS ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE, I’M LEAVING YOU.

Your hand tightens on his but you manage to keep a straight face.

why the fuck would he ask about our sex life?

I WAS JOKING, JACKASS, DON’T FUCKING QUESTION IT.

You snort.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

You take his hand and lead him downstairs and out the door.

You follow him, smiling.

You lace your fingers through his, thinking about his present and when a good time to give it to him would be,

i’m excited to spend my birthday with my whole family.

You shoot him a smile.

I’M GLAD YOU GET TO.

you know dad’s going to throw you a party, too.

THERE’S NO WAY HE KNOWS MY WRIGGLING DAY.

Oops.

…YOU TOLD HIM MY WRIGGLING DAY.

i told him your wriggling day.

GOD DAMNIT, JOHN.

you try to keep a secret from him.

I SURE AS FUCK HOPE YOU CAN KEEP SECRETS FROM HIM. IF HE KNOWS ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE, I’M LEAVING YOU.

Your hand tightens on his but you manage to keep a straight face.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

You take his hand and lead him downstairs and out the door.

You follow him, smiling.

You lace your fingers through his, thinking about his present and when a good time to give it to him would be,

i’m excited to spend my birthday with my whole family.

You shoot him a smile.

I’M GLAD YOU GET TO.

you know dad’s going to throw you a party, too.

THERE’S NO WAY HE KNOWS MY WRIGGLING DAY.

Oops.

…YOU TOLD HIM MY WRIGGLING DAY.

i told him your wriggling day.

GOD DAMNIT, JOHN.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

You take his hand and lead him downstairs and out the door.

You follow him, smiling.

You lace your fingers through his, thinking about his present and when a good time to give it to him would be,

i’m excited to spend my birthday with my whole family.

You shoot him a smile.

I’M GLAD YOU GET TO.

you know dad’s going to throw you a party, too.

THERE’S NO WAY HE KNOWS MY WRIGGLING DAY.

Oops.

…YOU TOLD HIM MY WRIGGLING DAY.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

You take his hand and lead him downstairs and out the door.

You follow him, smiling.

You lace your fingers through his, thinking about his present and when a good time to give it to him would be,

i’m excited to spend my birthday with my whole family.

You shoot him a smile.

I’M GLAD YOU GET TO.

you know dad’s going to throw you a party, too.

THERE’S NO WAY HE KNOWS MY WRIGGLING DAY.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

You take his hand and lead him downstairs and out the door.

You follow him, smiling.

You lace your fingers through his, thinking about his present and when a good time to give it to him would be,

i’m excited to spend my birthday with my whole family.

You shoot him a smile.

I’M GLAD YOU GET TO.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

You take his hand and lead him downstairs and out the door.

You follow him, smiling.

You lace your fingers through his, thinking about his present and when a good time to give it to him would be,

(Source: littleangelvantas)