I MADE A BLOG TO KEEP UP WITH ALL OF YOUR SHIT. YOU ARE WELCOME. ((Karkat Vantas, 9 sweeps old, post-game, independant roleplay blog.))

-CURRENT STATUS: 6 SWEEPS-

 

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

Suddenly, your dad is covered in cake and you have flashstepped into another room, cackling.

DEMI!

You growl irritably, fuming. At least you’re forgiven, apparently. You shoot Oakley a glare as he bursts out laughing and chases after Demi.

You laugh, too. You can’t say you didn’t warn Karkat.

You grumble and go to the bathroom to clean up and change.

You follow him to give him some advice.

don’t change yet.

You groan.

I SWEAR TO GOD. I PROMISED TO NOT GO AFTER PAST KARKAT, BUT I AM NOT PUTTING UP WITH GETTING FUCKING COVERED IN PASTRY.

you do not know how proud i am of our kids.

OUR KIDS ARE LITTLE SHITS.

yes. it’s wonderful.

You glower at the mirror as you clean most of the cake off of yourself. You don’t change, though, and you just cross your arms and slink out of the bathroom. 

You kiss his cheek.

love you.

LOVE YOU, TOO.

You’re grumping.

now go get revenge.

OH, HELL NO. IN CASE YOU FORGOT, I WAS RECENTLY BACK IN THE GAME AND I WAS FUCKING DROWNING IN REVENGE CYCLE BULLSHIT. I AM STAYING WAY FAR THE FUCK AWAY FROM ALL THAT.

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

Suddenly, your dad is covered in cake and you have flashstepped into another room, cackling.

DEMI!

You growl irritably, fuming. At least you’re forgiven, apparently. You shoot Oakley a glare as he bursts out laughing and chases after Demi.

You laugh, too. You can’t say you didn’t warn Karkat.

You grumble and go to the bathroom to clean up and change.

You follow him to give him some advice.

don’t change yet.

You groan.

I SWEAR TO GOD. I PROMISED TO NOT GO AFTER PAST KARKAT, BUT I AM NOT PUTTING UP WITH GETTING FUCKING COVERED IN PASTRY.

you do not know how proud i am of our kids.

OUR KIDS ARE LITTLE SHITS.

yes. it’s wonderful.

You glower at the mirror as you clean most of the cake off of yourself. You don’t change, though, and you just cross your arms and slink out of the bathroom. 

You kiss his cheek.

love you.

LOVE YOU, TOO.

You’re grumping.

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

Suddenly, your dad is covered in cake and you have flashstepped into another room, cackling.

DEMI!

You growl irritably, fuming. At least you’re forgiven, apparently. You shoot Oakley a glare as he bursts out laughing and chases after Demi.

You laugh, too. You can’t say you didn’t warn Karkat.

You grumble and go to the bathroom to clean up and change.

You follow him to give him some advice.

don’t change yet.

You groan.

I SWEAR TO GOD. I PROMISED TO NOT GO AFTER PAST KARKAT, BUT I AM NOT PUTTING UP WITH GETTING FUCKING COVERED IN PASTRY.

you do not know how proud i am of our kids.

OUR KIDS ARE LITTLE SHITS.

yes. it’s wonderful.

You glower at the mirror as you clean most of the cake off of yourself. You don’t change, though, and you just cross your arms and slink out of the bathroom. 

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

Suddenly, your dad is covered in cake and you have flashstepped into another room, cackling.

DEMI!

You growl irritably, fuming. At least you’re forgiven, apparently. You shoot Oakley a glare as he bursts out laughing and chases after Demi.

You laugh, too. You can’t say you didn’t warn Karkat.

You grumble and go to the bathroom to clean up and change.

You follow him to give him some advice.

don’t change yet.

You groan.

I SWEAR TO GOD. I PROMISED TO NOT GO AFTER PAST KARKAT, BUT I AM NOT PUTTING UP WITH GETTING FUCKING COVERED IN PASTRY.

you do not know how proud i am of our kids.

OUR KIDS ARE LITTLE SHITS.

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

Suddenly, your dad is covered in cake and you have flashstepped into another room, cackling.

DEMI!

You growl irritably, fuming. At least you’re forgiven, apparently. You shoot Oakley a glare as he bursts out laughing and chases after Demi.

You laugh, too. You can’t say you didn’t warn Karkat.

You grumble and go to the bathroom to clean up and change.

You follow him to give him some advice.

don’t change yet.

You groan.

I SWEAR TO GOD. I PROMISED TO NOT GO AFTER PAST KARKAT, BUT I AM NOT PUTTING UP WITH GETTING FUCKING COVERED IN PASTRY.

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

littleangelvantas:

Suddenly, your dad is covered in cake and you have flashstepped into another room, cackling.

DEMI!

You growl irritably, fuming. At least you’re forgiven, apparently. You shoot Oakley a glare as he bursts out laughing and chases after Demi.

You laugh, too. You can’t say you didn’t warn Karkat.

You grumble and go to the bathroom to clean up and change.

littleangelvantas:

Suddenly, your dad is covered in cake and you have flashstepped into another room, cackling.

DEMI!

You growl irritably, fuming. At least you’re forgiven, apparently. You shoot Oakley a glare as he bursts out laughing and chases after Demi.

littleangelvantas:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

It doesn’t take too long for the two of you to get there.

ready, karkat?

AS I’LL EVER BE.

You squeeze his hand as you knock on the door. As soon as it is opened, a cake is shoved into your hands.

You snort.

Your dad bids you a happy birthday and ushers you inside where your children are waiting.

You follow him inside.

HI, MR. EGBERT.

You watch him a little warily.

You set the cake down and hug your kids

You hug Oakley, then Demi. You murmur another apology in his ear, feeling guilty again.

You let Demi and Oakley talk for a moment, though it seems to only be Demi accepting his apology. You hug your dad, too.

You shouldn’t have hugged your dad. You are now covered in cake.

You inch away from the Egbert men.

You see Demi give Oakley A Look and you know he’s planning something.

You miss The Look. You have no idea that something is going to happen.

John does nothing as you go up to Karkat and whisper to him about a hundred fucking birthday cakes scattered across the house.

You wait for Oakley.

You frown a little. How the hell did they make that many cakes? Maybe John has an alchemiter here.

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

It doesn’t take too long for the two of you to get there.

ready, karkat?

AS I’LL EVER BE.

You squeeze his hand as you knock on the door. As soon as it is opened, a cake is shoved into your hands.

You snort.

Your dad bids you a happy birthday and ushers you inside where your children are waiting.

You follow him inside.

HI, MR. EGBERT.

You watch him a little warily.

You set the cake down and hug your kids

You hug Oakley, then Demi. You murmur another apology in his ear, feeling guilty again.

You let Demi and Oakley talk for a moment, though it seems to only be Demi accepting his apology. You hug your dad, too.

You shouldn’t have hugged your dad. You are now covered in cake.

You inch away from the Egbert men.

You see Demi give Oakley A Look and you know he’s planning something.

You miss The Look. You have no idea that something is going to happen.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

It doesn’t take too long for the two of you to get there.

ready, karkat?

AS I’LL EVER BE.

You squeeze his hand as you knock on the door. As soon as it is opened, a cake is shoved into your hands.

You snort.

Your dad bids you a happy birthday and ushers you inside where your children are waiting.

You follow him inside.

HI, MR. EGBERT.

You watch him a little warily.

You set the cake down and hug your kids

You hug Oakley, then Demi. You murmur another apology in his ear, feeling guilty again.

You let Demi and Oakley talk for a moment, though it seems to only be Demi accepting his apology. You hug your dad, too.

You shouldn’t have hugged your dad. You are now covered in cake.

You inch away from the Egbert men.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

It doesn’t take too long for the two of you to get there.

ready, karkat?

AS I’LL EVER BE.

You squeeze his hand as you knock on the door. As soon as it is opened, a cake is shoved into your hands.

You snort.

Your dad bids you a happy birthday and ushers you inside where your children are waiting.

You follow him inside.

HI, MR. EGBERT.

You watch him a little warily.

You set the cake down and hug your kids

You hug Oakley, then Demi. You murmur another apology in his ear, feeling guilty again.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

It doesn’t take too long for the two of you to get there.

ready, karkat?

AS I’LL EVER BE.

You squeeze his hand as you knock on the door. As soon as it is opened, a cake is shoved into your hands.

You snort.

Your dad bids you a happy birthday and ushers you inside where your children are waiting.

You follow him inside.

HI, MR. EGBERT.

You watch him a little warily.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

It doesn’t take too long for the two of you to get there.

ready, karkat?

AS I’LL EVER BE.

You squeeze his hand as you knock on the door. As soon as it is opened, a cake is shoved into your hands.

You snort.

(Source: littleangelvantas)

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

karkattheleader:

cant-breathe-with-no-heir:

You roll your eyes.

whatever.

LOVE YOU.

love you, too.

You lean over and kiss his cheek.

You purr, walking with him towards his old house. His dad’s house? Whatever.

It doesn’t take too long for the two of you to get there.

ready, karkat?

AS I’LL EVER BE.

(Source: littleangelvantas)