I MADE A BLOG TO KEEP UP WITH ALL OF YOUR SHIT.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
((Karkat Vantas, 9 sweeps old, post-game, independant roleplay blog.)) -CURRENT STATUS: IN HIDING, ROMANTIC FEELINGS DOUBLED IN STRENGTH, FUR/PAWFEET/EARS/TAIL.
You kiss his forehead then hold him up for John.
You nuzzle his cheek.
BUT YOU STILL HAVE YOUR MOMENTS.
YEAH, THEY ARE PRETTY CUTE, HUH? YOUR DADDY SURE IS SMART.
You smile at Demi.
DO YOU LIKE THOSE, KIDDO?
YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
This would be impossibly gross but you’re actually kind of used to it. You pet his hair and purr comfortingly.
YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT.
Wow, that’s a first.
OH MY FUCKING GOD. GO AWAY, ANON.
You hold your arms out for him.
COME ON, KIDDO, DON’T CRY.
THIS IS A GODDAMNED GUILT TRIP AND IT’S A DIRTY FUCKING TACTIC.
CAN’T YOU JUST PLAY WITH JOHN?
WHO EVEN TAUGHT YOU TO DO THAT?